Why The Universe Knows You are Single

Thats right, the universe knows you are single!  How do I know this?  Well, how else can you explain, the moment you get into the car, turn on the radio, and an old school Boyz II Men song is playing?  Or an old school love song who's lyrics are all about pining for that one true romance and you are just getting over someone?  How about when you come home and turn on the TV and a movie or television show just happens to turn on to that one part with the romantic scene or ending that you know never happens in real life! (i.e., sex on the beach with Tom Cruise in Cocktail or any scene from Sleepless in Seattle).  The universe is fucking with us and it needs to stop!  Let us mourne in peace!  We are constantly reminded by our own thoughts; we dont need the media filling our heads with more depressing things we wished we had.  Ill take a pint of Chocolate Chip Cookie dough please....and a vodka rocks.